Barbara is off in the land of tea cups and cozies, so guest host Joe Kaye steps in this week for some analysis of Brit's footprints in the Sand post -- (spoiler, B is a better Christian than Tess and Joe.) We also pop over to Jamie Lynn's feed to wonder why old girl is slinging Mac N Cheese. Then, it's time to talk about Ashgari and why we give him more leeway than even Ben Affleck. Plus, Sam is on fire in a very Britney-esque post about running...and potato chips.