I feel like we say this a lot, but, man, this episode got away from us. We're still coming in hot with that advice you so desperately crave, but we're also coming at you with a whole lot of extras that I don't think anyone, including us, wanted. In this episode, we either revolutionize sex or ruin it forever. Topics include emotional bamboozling, being the weird kid, on the DL, next gen pudenda, cling envy, and rectum dining.