The ability to sue your fellow citizens is a cornerstone of civilized society, and our legal system has often functioned as the last resort for the most vulnerable members of this nation. To put it simply: suing the hell out of each other is a sacred American tradition. But some lawsuits are just effing dumb. These are those lawsuits. In this episode: Shayn Proler vs. Fire Jimmie Dimmick vs. the Victims Allen Heckard vs. Genetics Jian Feng vs. the Truth Stella Liebeck vs. Evil Corporate A-holes Two Guys vs. One Inch (the Subway Suit) Emile Ratelband vs. Rationality Join the Midnight Masses! Become an Insomniac by dropping a review, adding us on social media, and contacting us with episode ideas. And we now have Midnight Merch! Show your Insomniac pride and pick up a tee shirt or coffee mug to spread the word! https://midnightbonus.weebly.com/midnight-merch.html ~ CONTACT: Leave a voicemail or shoot us a text with comments, suggestions, or feedback: +1 (408) 596-4603 Email with topic suggestions etc: mailto:midnightfactsforinsomniacs@gmail.com ~ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/midnightfactsforinsomniacs/ ~ Twitter: https://twitter.com/factsmidnight ~ Shane's Comedy Schedule and Info: www.shanerogers.net ~ MFFI Website: www.midnightfactsforinsomniacs.com ~ Episode Transcript: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/eju5ta/RIDICULOUS_LAWSUITS.pdf ~ KNOWLEDGE IS POWER, AND SLEEP IS OVERRATED ~