Way back in episode 2 ("Heists"), Shane and Duncan learned all about the most notorious criminal masterminds in history. In this episode, they meet the B Team. Join the boys for a glorious celebration of schadenfreude, and delight in the misadventures of inept, bumbling criminal wannabes. In this episode: Adventures with Flakka (Patrick Rempe) Facebook dummy #1 (John Mogan II) Penguin heist (Rhys Owen Jones & Keri Mules) ATM blowtorch (??) Britain's Dumbest Criminal (Jamie Sharp) Alias misfire (Shareeka Strawn) Bringing a knife--and a bat--to a gunfight (Derrick Mosley) ~ Join the Midnight Masses! Become an Insomniac by dropping a review, adding us on social media, and contacting us with episode ideas. And we now have Midnight Merch! Show your Insomniac pride and pick up a tee shirt or coffee mug to spread the word! https://midnightbonus.weebly.com/midnight-merch.html ~ CONTACT: Leave a voicemail or shoot us a text with comments, suggestions, or feedback: +1 (408) 596-4603 Email with topic suggestions etc: mailto:midnightfactsforinsomniacs@gmail.com ~ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/midnightfactsforinsomniacs/ ~ Discord: https://discord.gg/4KUWbgj4PN ~ Shane's Comedy Schedule and Info: www.shanerogers.net ~ Website: www.midnightfactsforinsomniacs.com ~ Episode Transcript: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ic6tu3/StupidCriminals_2btpxh.pdf ~ KNOWLEDGE IS POWER, AND SLEEP IS OVERRATED ~