Rerun: Hastabee Proud

Hello, you little throw rugs. It’s me! Your very favorite supervillain, Queen Hastabee! You remember me, right? Of course you do. I’m the one who tried to teach Scotty and his rusty robot pal a lesson about the way a pillow fort HAStabee, but they escaped and instead I just got buried in fluffy blankets! Then I tried to make those two cornflakes understand the way a bowl of cereal hastabee, and they still got away from me! So today, we are listening to this episode again, because it is clear to me that none of you understood it the first time! You and your friend Scotty seem to think this story is all about being proud of your identity, when obviously it is all about the extremely demanding work I do to keep everything the way it hastabee! I know that you’ll enjoy re-listening to this episode because it stars me, and anything starring me hastabee amazing. And just ignore the part where that pillow-fort fraud Scotty says that we all have a superhero inside us—what does he know? He’s the sort of person who puts two different kinds of cereal together in the same bowl! Farewell for now, fringe fleas! And don’t forget to keep things the way they hastabee, or . . . I’ll bee back! This episode is supported by a generous grant from the Allstate Foundation. The Allstate Foundation works to empower youth to reach their full potential and build the just, equitable, and healthy world we all deserve. To learn more, visit allstatefoundation.org. Get more at: IMAGINENEIGHBORHOOD.org Friend and follow us! TWITTER, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM