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It’s “The Love Boat” on Noah’s Ark! “The Love Ark” is a scripted comedy podcast based on the Noah’s Ark story, told in the style of “The Love Boat.” Season 1 is packed with romance, miracles, murder, and two of every animal. When God commands Noah to build an Ark and fill it with beasts, Noah obeys. But it’s not just a floating zoo—it’s a full-service luxury cruise. Captain Noah has his hands full guessing at God’s will, while managing his family of sinners. Noah’s wife Naameh handles the guests, procuring udders of tingling ointment and performing the occasional chicken abortion. Eldest son Shem sneaks his alcoholic girlfriend Marilyn onboard by faking a pregnancy...which works until they have to produce a baby. Good son Japheth suffers a broken heart when his lover mysteriously disappears, while bad son Ham prowls the Ark for biblical knowledge of the animal guests. As the heavens open, Noah realizes that he and his family are bad. Extremely bad. As chaos, calamity, and sin consume the Ark, Noah grows desperate to please God...and avoid His wrath. All aboard for romance! All aboard for adventure! All aboard for GOD. Cast LEON RUSSOM.....Noah ALICYN PACKARD.....Naameh DEREK MEHN.....Ham WILL MILES.....Japheth NICK TURNER.....Shem MOLLY HAWKEY.....Marilyn LAUREN VAN KURIN.....Jessica Fletcher, Aunt Carol, Babs the Chicken & more SCOTT GOLDEN.....Roscoe the Parrot, Rudolph the Reindeer, Frank the Unicorn & more With Special Guests SIMON HELBERG (The Big Bang Theory, Annette) RYAN HURST (Sons of Anarchy, The Walking Dead) JOCELYN TOWNE (Lodge 49) and TROY GARITY (Ballers) Written, produced, directed, and edited by JONAS OPPENHEIM Music composed and performed by ZACHARY BERNSTEIN The Love Ark theme sung by MICHAEL LANAHAN Sound Designer JAIME ROBLEDO Foley Artist MONIQUE REYMOND Foley Mixer ROBERTO ALEGRIA Foley FX TRANSPARENT SOUND Additional Material by ED GOODMAN, RAY OLSON, & NICK TURNER Recorded at the M1-5 West Recording Studio by RILEY GEARE Additional Engineering FRANCESCO CARROZZO Legal Services DAVID MAYES Graphic Design SHARON LEVY Special Thanks #1 BEST WRITERS GROUP BOB DEROSA COLIN MCGINN CHRIS NOLD CORA OLSON BEN ROCK LYRA SMITH ERIC WEN DIANE & COSIMO Headphones recommended! Instagram, Twitter, & TikTok: @lovearkpodcast For episode transcripts or other questions, please email lovearkpodcast@gmail.com New episodes every Monday!