Oblong and Oddlong

I went through my life trying to figure out if I was one of those round things or the square ones, or maybe I was just was in between, and one day I realized I was more oblong and oddlong and that is okay. Could some new imaginary friends help me on the next steps of my journey? Here are some links to some places you can find support during this crisis. If you have more please share them! https://www.crisistextline.org/blog/covid19-update https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prepare/managing-stress-anxiety.html (You can find all of our sponsors or become a patron on our new website http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com story starts at about 20:00) Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.net If I hear from 500 people on Twitter and Instagram, that donate and tag @dearestscooter and @waterwheelphish, by June 30th, I will give myself a home perm in early July. And we will help a good cause. I know not everyone will be able to tweet or post about it so I am hoping those 500 people are representative of 5000 people who donate and we can generate $50k in new support for them. Let’s do it!!! https://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/waterwheel This week’s podcast is sponsored by- Helix Sleep - makes personalized mattresses made right here in America, shipped straight to your door with free no-contact delivery, free returns, and a 100-night sleep trial. Just go to helixsleep.com/sleep, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. Celestial Seasonings - believes that everyone deserves a good, restful night’s sleep. That’s why they invented Sleepytime Herbal Tea and why it has become the top-selling specialty tea in America. Now you can choose from 13 different varieties of Sleepytime - from soothing Sleepytime Lavender to Sleepytime Extra with valerian, a trusted, natural sleep aid. Fall in love with Sleepytime from Celestial Seasonings on Amazon or nearly anywhere tea is sold. WHOOP- a fitness tracker that lets users monitor their sleep performance, how recovered their bodies are to perform, and how strenuous their days are. If you’re looking to be smarter about how you sleep, recover, and train so you can be at your best, you have to get WHOOP. Go to WHOOP.com and use the code “SWM” at checkout to save $30 off at checkout. Unlock your best self today.