Buy stuff through Amazon and we get paid for it here:

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Sirancha ruins Santacon.

Asterios snaps into a Slim Jim.

And introducing: Mashed Potate, the drywall-eating Christmas porg.

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We're running a holiday tampon drive for homeless shelters.

Email proof of donation to asterios.kokkinos@gmail.com and we will dab on YOU, live on our holiday livestream.

Here's all the easy ways you can give:

1. Fill our PO box with tampons! Unopened boxes, please.

PO Box 90700 Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997

You can buy 'em and ship 'em, or use Amazon or another service to send 'em directly to us.

2. Send us cash! We'll go out, buy the tampons, and ship 'em ourselves.

paypal: asterios.kokkinos@gmail.com venmo: @asterios

3. Send tampons directly to the charity:

I Support the Girls Attn: Dana Marlowe P.O. Box 2736 Wheaton, Maryland 20915

4. Donate directly to the charity:

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